The Quiz Question
Which Derby County forward scored 28 goals in just 23 England games between 1895 and 1907?
- A. Vivian Woodward
- B. G.O. Smith
- C. Billy Bassett
- D. Steve Bloomer
The answer is D. Steve Bloomer. Here is the full story.
Steve Bloomer: England's Forgotten Goal Machine
Before the Premier League era, before television cameras, before anyone was counting expected goals, a pale, slightly built forward from Derby County was quietly doing something extraordinary — scoring at a rate that would make modern strikers blush. Steve Bloomer netted 28 goals in just 23 England appearances between 1895 and 1907, a record that stood as the benchmark for international goalscoring for years.
Who Was Steve Bloomer?
Born in Cradley, Worcestershire in 1874, Bloomer spent the heart of his career at Derby County, where he became the defining footballer of the Victorian and Edwardian age. He was an unusual-looking athlete — pale, almost sickly in appearance, which earned him the nickname "Pale Face" — but on the pitch he was ruthless. His instinct for space, his quick release, and his low, precise shooting made him the most feared forward of his generation.
Bloomer scored 332 goals in the Football League, a record that stood until Dixie Dean eventually surpassed it in the 1930s. At Derby, he was the heartbeat of the attack during a period when the club were genuine contenders, reaching FA Cup Finals in 1898 and 1899.
The International Record
His England record was simply stunning. Twenty-eight goals in 23 games gives him a conversion rate of well over a goal per game — a figure that barely any England striker across more than 150 years of international football has managed to match over a sustained run. He scored on his debut against Ireland in 1895 and never really stopped.
It's worth noting that international football was less frequent then, and opponents varied in quality. But Bloomer delivered consistently against the best available competition, including Scotland, which was considered the sternest test of the era. He scored five times against Scotland alone.
Why Isn't He More Famous?
The short answer is time. Bloomer played in an era before mass media, before radio broadcasts, before the kind of cultural documentation that makes legends stick in public memory. He retired from playing around 1914 and was actually interned in Germany as a prisoner of war during World War One, having been coaching in Berlin when the conflict broke out — a remarkable footnote to a remarkable life.
After the war he returned to Derby, working at the club in various capacities until his death in 1938. The Baseball Ground, Derby's old home, had a stand named after him, and the club still celebrate his legacy today.
A Record Worth Remembering
Vivian Woodward would later score 29 goals for England, nudging Bloomer's record, but even that came across more games. The sheer efficiency Bloomer brought to international football was something special — a reminder that goalscoring genius isn't a modern invention. It just sometimes gets buried by history.
